FUNNY MEDICAL SIGNS

Hopefully they will give you a laugh!

• Over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

• At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

• Door of a Plastic Surgeon’s Office: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

• At a Proctologist’s Door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”

• In a Veterinarian’s Waiting Room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

• On a Maternity Room Door: “Push. Push. Push.”

• In a Podiatrist’s Office: “Time wounds all heels.”

• Counselor’s Office: “Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.”

• Hospital Ward Door: “Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.”

• Orthopedic Surgeon’s sign: “Never accept a drink from a Urologist.”

If you have any, share them with us!